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officialswornin:

I haven’t laughed so hard in a rlly long time

How rape trials should go?

  • Lawyer: Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
  • Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
  • Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but-
  • Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes.
  • Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
  • Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.

" This year taught me that my loneliness has more to do with myself than anyone else. The loneliest I will ever be is when I do not have the strength to love myself. "

- (via ulu-watu)

(Source: mariannapaige)

  • person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
  • me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made

" Black women don’t get enough credit.
#sixwordstories
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clara-hamish-winchester:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

goberzerkandfightwithanut:

paragonikathryn:

This toddler just discovered she can, in fact, hug dogs. And she is fucking proud.

I’M GONNA EXPLODE

LOOK HOW GENTLE THE LITTLE KID IS AND LOOK HOW STILL THE DOG STAYS FOR THE HUG

its so cute i’m gonna die
oomshi:

i wonder what he did
dvrion:

hershethings:

blueklectic:

brandyliquor:

platredeparis:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

beerycee:

Uhmmmm can we take a second to think about this? Like what the fuck.

But its just a coincidence right over 100 of the top researchers just shot out the sky coincidentally


Man listen……

:-(

Yep i’m suspicious


Wait…

hmmmm……

if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

(Source: automatically)

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